Jeffrey, Lord Knight of the Lagan Valley Round Table, Stout Defender of the White Elephant and the Orangest of all our beloved Monarch's Loyalist Oranges, requests your ears:
"In this year of our Lord,
Sixteen Hundred and FiveTwo Thousand and Nine, it is quite clear to me that them there Romanist scoundrels still cannot be trusted to govern Our Realm in the Christian Faith, the One and Only True Faith, the one handed down to us by the Reformed Martyrs- Cranmer, yer man in Scotland, er...and all the others.
I beg Sire therefore your indulgence to plead "No!, Nay!, Never!" to this traitorous and heathen motion.
God Save the Queen, Rem 1690, Vote Lady Dodds No1 and Rangers for the League."
Almost unbelieveable. Unfortunately it's only an "almost".