Scottish politicians today called for the Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson to be taken off the air until he apologised for calling Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot".
Lord Foulkes, a former Labour Scottish minister, said he was "outraged" at Clarkson's comments.
"It is an absolute outrage of the worst kind. Disabled people will be up in arms about it, Scottish people will be angry –
The nation's idiots are also reportedly not too happy with being compared to the saviour of the world.
Clarkson has delivered a partial apology:
"In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister's personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise,"
Which leaves the Scots and idiots still offended...