More devolved powers- or we set the wildlife on you...

Sometimes my job on here is akin to shooting towards an open goal from two centimetres out, whilst the goalie does handstands in the centre circle- labelling this is as a "devolved absurdity" is almost too kind:

A BEAR living in Yosemite National Park, a tiger, two red kites and a tortoise are among the animals that will decide the constitutional future of Wales.

Members of the All Wales Convention – who are consulting on whether a referendum on full lawmaking powers for the National Assembly should take place before 2011 – were asked what they would be if they were animals. The results appear on the convention’s website, wales.gov.uk/awcsub

Brilliant.