Sunday, November 30, 2008

If you're a desperate female fishmonger with a stiff neck...

Call this guy...


St Andrew is the man to sort out gout, singers, sore throats, stiff necks, unmarried women, women who wish to become mothers, fish dealers, fishmongers, fishermen, old maids, Army Rangers, rope-makers, singers and performers.

He also finds time in his busy schedule to be the patron saint of Romania, Greece, Russia and....






A very happy St Andrews Day to any Scots reading!

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