Following on from the Sinn Fein Jugend's latest attempt at Unionist Outreach, how about this classic from a laugh-a-minute thread on their website:
thers (sic) no contradiction in reaching out to unionists and demanding the Brits leave.
Ah right you are, that makes sense... keep pushing those intellectual boundaries and falling off roofs lads, Wolfe-Tone would be sooo proud of you.